When trouble strikes, head to the library. You will either be able to solve the problem, or simply have something to read as the world crashes down around you.

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TOM PARIS READING ABOUT AN ANCIENT TERRAN TECHNOLOGY CALLED “SNAPCHAT”

VORIK SNAPPING PICTURES OF B’ELANNA YELLING AT HIM AND ADDING “illogical” TO EVERY ONE

VORIK’S STORY BEING LIKE 323 SECONDS LONG OF JUST SNAPS OF B’ELANNA LOOKING LIKE SHE’S GOING TO KILL HIM

VORIK AND TOM PARIS SENDING EACHOTHER SAID SNAPS FOR COMPARISON AND POSSIBLE COMPETITION

VOYAGER AND SNAP CHAT

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itsleightaylor:

  • Push off a cliff
  • Frick frack
  • Marry
  • Set on fire
  • Wrap a blanket around
  • Be roommates with

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THE quintessential blush
  1. janeway: all right you hot piece of holographic ass let's go somewhere where we can be alone
  2. michael sullivan: t' read poetry?
  3. janeway: only if you're reading it off my--
  4. chakotay: captain?
  5. janeway: FOR FUCK'S SAKE OF ALL THE PEOPLE I COULD POSSIBLY RUN INTO
  6. chakotay: why are you dressed like that
  7. janeway: because i have needs
  8. michael sullivan: katie me lass who is this impertinent rogue
  9. janeway: i don't know but he would do well to remember what happened to the crew of the equinox
  10. chakotay: kathryn this has to stop
  11. janeway: what
  12. chakotay: you don't need this holographic sex toy when you have a crew of 140 attractive and willing people
  13. chakotay: particularly one angry warrior with an ass of sculpted bronze
  14. janeway: look despite sculpted asses i'm going to uphold starfleet protocol even out here in the delta quadrant because it's part of my duty to this ship and crew
  15. chakotay: fine i give you exhibit A
  16. janeway: can you not pull out exhibit A in a public place please
  17. chakotay: not THAT exhibit A
  18. chakotay: it's my own personal copy of the starfleet manual
  19. janeway: what's that writing all over it
  20. chakotay: every time we break a rule i cross it out
  21. chakotay: so far we've broken 892 rules
  22. chakotay: that only leaves three, one of which is rule #421 the captain of a vessel may not bang her crew even if they are really really hot
  23. janeway: what are the other two
  24. chakotay: #712 no interspecies sexual relations while in an irradiated turbolift on a class Y planetoid
  25. janeway: no remember tom broke that one on hapset iv
  26. chakotay: oh i can't believe i forgot to cross that off
  27. chakotay: okay the other is #109 that you can't ingest mind-altering substances with any reptilian humanoid species unless they've signed a notarized form stating they aren't chameleons
  28. janeway: did you forget neelix's adventures on y'taar prime
  29. chakotay: damn where has my mind been
  30. chakotay: okay that leaves literally only one rule
  31. janeway:
  32. chakotay: well
  33. janeway: do you really think all 140 of them would do me
  34. chakotay: yes
  35. michael sullivan: but katie me dear twouldn't be christian of ye
  36. janeway: where is your off button
  37. michael sullivan: katie noooooooo ~bZzzt~
  38. majel barrett: character michael sullivan has been deleted from the fair haven program
  39. chakotay: where are you going
  40. janeway:
  41. janeway: i have a to-do list and it's 140 items long
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I feel as though I have emerged from a black tunnel and found myself in the middle of a carnival. (p. 56)
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Once upon a time, I drew a mermaid and a pirate queen in love.