I am a part of everything that I have read.– Theodore Roosevelt (via flikka)
We are the generation of nostalgia. We grew up in the age of transition. From...– This is the best/truest thing I’ve read in so long (via thesleepingfawn) But this explains the 90s kids (via thebbcisslowlykillingme)
Becca: I didn't say you had to do it about me, you can do whomever you like.
Courtney: And who are you doing?
Courtney: ... hehe. Giggity.
[doing an adhd quiz]
Courtney: Did you finish the quiz?
Becca: ... what? no, I keep getting distracted.
mynameisme91 replied to your post: mynameisme91 replied to your post: Cute and… Well, yeah but were the 7million y’s really necessary?!?! Yes. Yes they were. Nessy said so.
Courtney: I don't think you know what that word means.
Becca: What, 'necessary'?
Courtney: Yes. 'Necessary'. I don't think you know what that word means.
Becca: Necessary means something that has to happen.
Becca: And your definition would be?
Courtney: Necessary. Coming from the Scottish word 'nessy', which is obviously Scottish for 'lake dinosaur'. *ahem* 'Necessary' means 'Courtney is right. Because Nessy says so... motherfuckers. That's right.'
mynameisme91 asked: A butt.
mynameisme91 replied to your post: Cute and adorable. And wayyyy taller than Courtney. That’s what you’re like in real life. OI!!!! What. She was absolutely correct.
thefifthsister asked: Cute and adorable. And wayyyy taller than Courtney. That's what you're like in real life.
Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you...
Pop goes the Slutney.– Courtney
Becca: Stoooooop it.
Becca: STOP! Don't pop with someone else! That's our thing!
Marcia: Courtney. I can't believe you pop-cheated right in front of her!
Marcia: She wouldn't be popping someone else if you were popping her. Just sayin'.
Courtney: *reading old transcripts* "...and I recognise your power of awesome-" WHAT IS THIS? IS THIS OUR WEDDING VOWS OR SOMETHING??
Marcia: *half asleep* ... beeeecney.
Em: Hey! You get a happy ending at the end of the Lord of the Rings but that doesn't mean that it's not an angst-filled mind-fuck!
Marcia: ...did she really just bitch-slap me with Tolkien?
gainesm asked: Uhm. ✪ :D
Send me a ✪ and I'll give you a bit from one of my...
bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin ḱerberos means “spotted” that’s right hades, lord of the dead,...
sez101: Autumn- Season starts, cliff hanger ends i love this show Winter- What the hell is a mid season break? Who invented this? Spring- please renew please renew, HOW WAS THAT AN ENDING WHEN IS AUTUMN FRAK SUMMER Summer- is it Autumn yet? I wish i was at comic con…..
Marcia: Why cant you alphabetise your playlists?
Sarah: You can.
Marcia: You can't.
Sarah: You can.
Marcia: You can't!
Sarah: Oh god, you can!
[a minute later]
Sarah: There! See! *shows phone* I just created a new playlist called "MARCIA SUCKS" and look!
Marcia: I'm in Spotify!
Sarah: ...WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT?!
[a minute later]
Sarah: Okay you click on the three dots.
Sarah: Then you click edit.
Marcia: SEE!! I TOLD YOU.
Sarah: FUCK OFF.
[two minutes later]
Sarah: I still say you can do it.
I hate kids. They scheme. They’re like cats, but worse. They actually have...– Sarah
This is the mating call of the zombie: ‘MWUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...– Courtney
koulin: pewpuupalace: zeonhime: the worst feeling about trying to draw is being a mediocre artist. You realize you’re not terrible and family and friends who can’t draw at all tell you all the time how amazing you are, but you, as the artist, have seen what amazing really is and you realize that it isn’t you. 500% me oh my fuck god this post just this post.
thefifthsister replied to your photo: I took all the photos off my phone again tonight… I love you two That’s cause we’re secretly brainwashing you into thinking we’re awesome.
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