Unless First We Dream: Archive

iPhones have a thing for Sezy.

mynameisme91: Court: btw my phone has stopped auto-correcting your name to sexy. I’m not sure if you should be insulted or not. Sezy: i had words with ur phone that although i was sexy others might be insulted u were only complimenting me Court: well I’m glad it was understanding about it. (I nearly rolled off my bed laughing JSYK) Sezy: yes ur iphone is quite understanding and non slutty ...

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Cousin: *holds up round piece of plastic in front of eye* I have new glasses.
Me: Do you know what it's called when you only have one eye glasses? A monocle.
Cousin: *considers, then holds up two pieces of plastic* I have two monocles!

Dec 30th

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Lazy

Becca: I'm tirwed. Will you make me hot chocolate then come snuggle-watch a movie with me? *pout*
Courtney: i canttttt. im sleeeping.
Becca: god we're lazy
Courtney: ddddddduuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh. that's why we're still friends. we're to lazy to find more people?
Becca: Truth. I have no idea how we managed to work up the energy to meet in the first place
Courtney: I think it was either Ki or Lisa's fault....im too lazy to remember who.........
Becca: I don't... I can't... meh
Courtney: sentence.......effort.....typing.....huthnqeuohnalhnsq4enqe4bge4qgtoi1p
Becca: 

Dec 28th

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Shirtnap

Courtney: Wearing a Sam Carter tshirt all day to celebrate her bday. #likeaboss #immageekyo
Becca: YOU HAVE A SAM CARTER TSHIRT??!??! WHAT THE HECK DUDE!! SHOW!!
Courtney: I have two you dope. You've seen them!!
Becca: NO I HAVEN'T!!! YOU HAVE *TWO*???!! DOUBLE SHARE!
SarahDude: I'm totally jealous of her t-shirt. Kidnapping is in order
Becca: AGREED!! Let's get the shirts!
SarahDude: two of us- two t-shirts and a slave. This is a win win situation
Becca: We can make @mynameisme91 do our bidding and dance the dance of the fangirl
Courtney: pic.twitter.com/teSd200K
Becca: Hey lookit! You DO have Carter shirts!! (okay @sanctuary_sarah, dibs on the one on the left)
Courtney: ....why would I lie about Carter shirts??!!??!!
Becca: @mynameisme91 ...because you know we'd steal them
Courtney: noooo my shirts.
Becca: Too late dude, we're already outside your door
SarahDude: outside the door? Dude I'm already under the bed
Becca: *concentrates* POP! hi :)
SarahDude: hey but SHHHHHHH
Courtney: i just checked....no you arent!!!!!
Becca: you totally checked didin't you
Courtney: ........and so what if i did?!
Becca: nothing just makes you adorabubble
Courtney: noooo it just makes me cautious.
SarahDude: I'm cloaked. Duuuuuh

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Becca: From now on @mynameisme91's *accidently sends and then deletes tweet*
Courtney: don't.
Courtney: dont do what you're about to do!!
Becca: whaaaat? *innocent*
Courtney: dddoonnnttt. just. no. bahh.
Becca: From now on @mynameisme91 's holiday name shall be 'Elfney'. This has been a Public Service Announcement
Courtney: BBBBAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Lisa: ELFNEY!!!!!! HI HI HI!!!!
Courtney: ....im going to hurt Becca. HI!!

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

I think Tumblrians should create a...

alyssaamerica: Imagine just casually reading in public and you hear the cry of a fellow Tumblr user… You’d look up in hopefully, attempting to locate the cry of your brothers… Think you know who initiated the call… Stare at eachother and nod in socially awkward acknowledgement… Then you’d be all… Everyone would be looking at you like… Things would turn beautifully awkward… ...

Dec 27th

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