May 2011
Courtney: *sings*
Lisa: SHUSH! Or you're going to have to go away.
Courtney: ...
[The fifth time Courtney has rang me in 2 minutes]
Becca: WHAT DO YOU WANT? I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Courtney: *little kid voice* I I just realised I forgot to say I love you.
Becca: *sigh* I love you too.
Courtney: Nope too late, you're gonna kill me.
[on phone]
Courtney: I'm doing the periodic table on this week's question and I think you've been exposed to funsuckium.
Becca: No.
Courtney: It's a lethal dose, that can only be cured through skype time with me.
Becca: No.
Courtney: Yousuckium?
Becca: ...
Courtney: PartyPooponium?
[after Becca says she's going to bed for the fiftieth time, Courtney rings her]
Becca: You're a butt. What do you want?
Courtney: Come talk to me, I miss you.
Becca: No, I'm going to bed.
Courtney: But Lisa adorabubblehead just came online. Come talk to her, she's your friend. She'll be sad if you don't.
Becca: She'll get over it.
Courtney: No she won't. She's a squirrel. Her heart will have a hole in it, and it will be all holey. And she'll have to go find an acorn to fill the hole in her heart. She'll be like Scrat. You don't want Lisa to be like Scrat do you?
Becca: *headdesk*
REBLOG if you love Sanctuary
singingshooter:
hazyjay:
planets-bend-between-us:
oh my god the notes
FUCK YES.
yep :D
now to wait two weeks till the next one which is probably going to be more like waiting till the end of the summer because where i work I have limited internet access :(
The Puppy Dog Eyes
acoustic-beats: aWw!
Naw lookit! It’s adorable little Cuteney in her tutu! What? You don’t remember what she looked like in a tutu? Not to worry, here you go:
http://geektuary.blogspot.com/2011/05/geektuary-007... →
puffandruffle:
Accent Challenge → Your name and username. → Where you’re from. → Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Wash, Route, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Syrup, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob,...
Becca: Stop, stop reading, we should do this fresh.
Courtney: But I don't do fresh.
Becca: But you should, when you do things fresh you're hilarious and insane. When you're insane you're sensible and boring.
Courtney: I'm not stale. I'm not toast.
wedontdo-wejustare:
Cousin: Good morning.
8yr old son: I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU!! I only speak GERMAN, not ENGLISH!!
Cousin: *blinks* ...so... do you want weetbix for breakfast?
8yr old son: Yes please.
“Imagine your books are persons. Then arrange them according to the conversations...”
– via how to organize your at-home book library (via excessivebookshelf)
“She’s Olivia Freakin’ Benson, that’s why. Works the same way...”
– @mynameisme91
Lisa: Just reach through the stargate pillow and headslap her, Becca, her iris is down.
Courtney: No! My iris is up! You can't just decide when my iris is up or down. I don't like this game anymore *pout*
Becca: Hey Courtney?
Courtney: Yeah?
Becca: Whatcha doing?
Courtney: Being Oprah - oh wait that's wrong. Ask me again.
Becca: Hey Courtney?
Courtney: Yeah?
Becca: Whatcha doing?
Courtney: Being Tom Hanks - dammnit! I did it again. I'll get it right eventually.
Becca: ...hey Courtney?
Courtney: Yeah?
Becca: Whatcha doing?
Courtney: Being Lisa - DAMNIT!! I don't like this game anymore!
Reblog if you love to write.
Whether it be fanfiction, original stories, drabbles, songs, poems, books, or anything that has to do with creative words, then reblog. Let’s gather all the writers of Tumblr together.
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“Oprah promotes nudity. And scary.midget.armies.”
– @mynameisme91
