i just bought that teefury shirt.
Librarianista: "My First Memory (of Librarians)"... →
librarianista: This is my first memory: A big room with heavy wooden tables that sat on a creaky wood floor A line of green shades—bankers’ lights—down the center Heavy oak chairs that were too low or maybe I was simply too short For me to sit in and read So my first book was always big In the foyer up four...
Becca: I just realised that when JM talks about 'spin class' she means exercise. I was ridiculously excited, thinking that she was spinning yarn... my brain did wonder what that had to do with having a tight butt, but I didn't want to ask...
Courtney: ........i dont even know how to respond to that.
Becca: I had happy images of she and Lucy taking spinning classes together for happy knitting *pout*
Courtney: .....i still have nothing.
Lisa: Friend just told me shes Pregnant :D :D ...with Twins!!! o_O
Courtney: .....@rebeccavoy!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!
Becca: IKR! How rude of @PaganX to announce my news so publicly!
Courtney: ..............O_O!!!! Is it Thor's????
Becca: Yes, yes it is. I simply could not resist his bulbous head and clammy grey skin any longer
Courtney: DUDE!! THAT'S MYKA'S SISTER THAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!!!
Becca: Well Myka turned me down for my friends greatx4 uncle (cradle robber) so I did what i could to stay in the gene pool
Courtney: *shudders* okay, wayyyyy too far. *hits eject button*
Becca: lol yeah, I thought that one might have been the limit *goes to snuggle with Daddy!Thor*
Courtney: EEWWWWW STOP!!!! NOT RIGHT!! NOT RIGHT!!!
Becca: YOU STARTED IT!
Courtney: I know, but I'm soooooorry. I need brain bleach!!
Spent the afternoon discussing apple picking with a good friend. An hour later...
Becca: I’m lying on my bed upside down. My feet are on my pillow....
Brother: what are you watching?
Me: Warehouse 13...
Brother: Are you just waiting till you can say you're watching it for the thirteenth time?
Me: WELL NOW I AM!
Becca: hey, just checking in with you - feel better today?
SarahDude: I feel pretty meh
Becca: naw I'm sorry to hear that. Are you at home or at school?
SarahDude: I'm at home still. 'cos of my my face I'm not allowed to travel (or operate heavy machinery, so that's driving the train ruled out)
Becca: well I hope they're pampering you appropriately. (and shame - that sounds like fun!)
SarahDude: if cutting up food really small counts? Then yes. (I don't think they'd let me do it anyway, shame really)
Becca: good. Otherwise I'd have to give them a talking to (I believe this is why they also confiscated the keys to my rocket ship)
SarahDude: they can be scary British dudes so be careful. They got degrees in talking-to trust. (DO YOU ALSO HAVE HERMIONE GRANGER?!?!)
Becca: ah but I spend my days giving 'talking-to's to teenagers. I think I'll be fine. (yes, but they locked her inside!!!)
SarahDude: ok. You can be my Becca with shining badges. (who is they and why do they think a locked door will stop us from getting her?)
Becca: yay!! (they is... @PaganX, yes, she seems the type to confiscate my keys)
SarahDude: easily dealt with... Oh hey @PaganX - is that something shiny over there? *guides in opposite direction* go Becca - now!!
Becca: *runs towards rocket ship, bounding up the stairs... Only to realise that @PaganX still has the keys* aw man!!
SarahDude: USE BADGES TO PICK THE LOCK. Or get @mynameisme91 to use ninja skills... What was that @PaganX? I didn't say anything... promise
Becca: *watches as @mynameisme91 appears from nowhere, steals a badge and unlocks the door in Claudia style* all aboard!! (@paganx)
SarahDude: Can we go to pigfarts? Please? I hear it's on Mars.
Becca: Naturally, Rumbleroar has invited us to have tea
SarahDude: I have moon shoes for the very occasion
Becca: yay!! Field trip!
SarahDude: Is @PaganX driving? Because you can't and I don't know how I feel letting @mynameisme91 control a rocketship...
Becca: yes, @paganx shall drive. @mynameisme91 doesn't have her interstellar license yet.
SarahDude: I stop and realise just how crazy we are. It's quite a lot, in case you were wondering.
Becca: I love our crazy!
SarahDude: our crazy is so awesome it could... brew it's own tea? I don;t know. I signed a sleepy disclaimer form - I'm not responsible.
Becca: hey! That's where all the exhaustion e-42 forms went - you absconded with them!
SarahDude: well you're the stickler for paper work, It was either that or the a-12 and I'm never doing that. Admission to bad joke form - pah.
Becca: ouch those a-12s hurt. Specially having to do them in triplicate. Don't worry keep your stockpile and I'll photocopy more.